I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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