I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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