If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize
