how can u be prego again
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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