Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
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he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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