This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
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ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
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Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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