She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I got her a Nickelback box set.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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