White coat. Heels.
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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