Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
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I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
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Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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