if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
27 Common Occurrences Everyone Can Relate To But No One Talks About
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
21 People Intentionally Did Despicable Things During Sex
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Randomize
