Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
