your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
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you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
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I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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