Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
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I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
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I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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