I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
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What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
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As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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