we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I enjoy the company of your penis
Randomize
