I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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