How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
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I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
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my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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