I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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