He asked to "fluff my boner.."
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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