do herpes really smell.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
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Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
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Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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