in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
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what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
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That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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