I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Are we still banned from the library?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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