Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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