Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
You're like the curious george of whores
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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