Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
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I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
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You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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