Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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