im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
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i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
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I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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