I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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