The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
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I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
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He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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