This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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