do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Boobs speak an international language.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
The dick lei will go down in squad history
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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