Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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