Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
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vagina is talking i cant
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
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You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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