I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
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I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
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This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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