you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Randomize
