it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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