I bet he comes in French.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I still have a little drunk in my system
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