So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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