Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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