question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
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She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
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Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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