i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
you traded sex for a burrito?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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