which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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