Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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