my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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