Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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