that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
