News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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