This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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