You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
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i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
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I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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