Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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