Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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