Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
No subtext here. People are naked.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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