I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
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I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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