no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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